[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by FAX

I am more bitterer than you, Mr. morphius. By a long shot. I am trenchant. I am mordant. I am acid. I am corrosive chemicals. I am rank, sour vinegar. I am a bag of stale sauerkraut. I am a gallon of caustic lemon juice applied liberally to an injured nutsack. I am hell's half acre of ever doubtful and diminishing returns. I am running down the middle of the street in a chicken costume and no shoes screaming the halleleua chorus in falsetto and reverse.

Whew!

I feel lots better. Thanks for listening, guys.

FAX

You forgot myopic...