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This gun vs. tittah thing is troublesome, also.
The tittah is completely natural and a gift from God. Clearly, when the tittah was created, God did not anticipate that humans would devise the bra. However, the bra was, in fact, invented as a means to conceal the tittah. And, since the veiling of the tittah, the tittah has become off-limits in movies, whereas the bra may be shown and, in order to view the tittah, the bra must be removed. Removal of the bra in order to reveal the tittah requires time and time is money. Therefore, the bra is an unnecessary expense. This proves, undeniably, that the bra people did not consult God, nor did they, in all likelihood, fully appreciate either the tittah or fundamental economics. It follows then, that our problem is not with the tittah, but with the bra. As for guns, they exist to shoot the bra people.
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