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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
I always suspected police and firemen were related. I don't trust either of them.
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That's silly, Mr. Skip Towne. Firemen are good people when it comes to fires. But, just like every category of person or job, not all.
There was a guy in my home town who was on the volunteer fire department rolls. He was a valued member of the team because he was very lucky when it came to spotting fires. Anyhow, one day, he called in a fire at a barn on the outskirts of town and when the fireguys arrived at the scene with their trucks and hoses and ladders and stuff, they found an extinguished candle jammed in a bale of hay.
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