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Fast forward to the honeymoon:
She carries him across the threshold at the Motel Six, throws him down on the bed, sits on his head, rips off her wedding gown and screams: "DO ME GOOD YOU LITTLE HOMO, and you BETTER make me COME HARD!!!"
She's probably got a big cast iron skillet at home, too.
BTW: Tonya Harding is from Washington State, isn't she?
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