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Q&A with BRODIE CROYLE - 8/21
Aug 21, 2008, 1:41:47 PM
Q: How important is this third preseason game?
BRODIE CROYLE: “About as important as the first 2 and the 4th one”
Q: Is it important for you to get scores in the end zone and not just field goals?
CROYLE: ?No Rhonda, it's not. Not important at all. A touchdown is worth twice as much as a FG so no it's not important. How did you become a sports reporter again?”
Q: Are you guys going to mix up the offense a little bit?
CROYLE: “You know we are. Instead of Run Run Pass Punt, we might Run Pass Pass Punt or Pass Pass Run Punt. Hell if things get really ****ing nuts we might Run Run Run Punt, either way.......WE WILL PUNT on 4th down, make no mistake about it.”
Q: What would it mean if WR Will Franklin wasn’t there with you guys?
CROYLE: “It would mean that we are minus 1 WR. Do the math fatass.”
Q: Have you seen a preseason with so many injuries?
CROYLE: “I just almost turned completely reeruned when I had to listen to the context of that sentence, do they have a J-school at All You Can Eat Buffet University?”
Q: What do you think about the weather? Are you afraid a hurricane will come through Miami?
CROYLE: “The Hurricanes haven't been good since Ken Dorsey left their program. Are you afraid of the 7th Floor Crew?”
Q: Where is your confidence level?
CROYLE: “What are you a shrink??? How high is your cholesterol level???”
Q: What has been the biggest change in the offense from last year?
Oh not much has changed other than the fact that we SPENT ALL OF ****ING TRAINING CAMP LEARNING A NEW SYSTEM AFTER REPLACING OUR FORMER OFFENSIVE COORD. Other than that nothing has changed.”
Q: Is the focus this week on getting the passing game going?
CROYLE: “Sure why don't I just report to the whole world what exactly our gameplan is going to be.”
Q: Who’s smarter, you or C Rudy Niswanger?
CROYLE: ”Random question #50,000 for you Rhombus Moss...........next question please”