On the subject of anal cleanliness, a homosexual fellow I know once told me the following. While not an exact quote, I think it's pretty darn close to being word for word, because it's just one of those things you can't help but to remember.
And if you can't trust a homosexual fellow on this topic, who can you trust?
Quote:
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There are some people, they can skip a meal and give themselves two enemas, and you can put on a condom, and when you're done you'll still have a ring of shit at the bottom of your dick where the condom stopped. And there are some people, they could do nothing at all to prepare, and you could do it right after they had Thanksgiving dinner, and when you're done your dick will be so clean you could eat some turkey and stuffing off of it.
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