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Originally Posted by frazod
... Johnny Unitas would suck behind our offensive line.
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I can't believe you just said that, Mr. frazod. Johnny U would kick the first lineman's ass who missed a block and I guarandamntee you they would never miss another one. He'd stiff arm rushers, kick them in the nuts with his big, clunky shoes, and pass the ball through their skull to the WR down the sideline. And, if the running backs weren't getting the job done, he'd hand them the rock, pick them up by the belt, and carry them downfield himself for the friggin' score. Then he'd go to the sideline, have a gatorade, fingerbang a cheerleader, and wrap Herm's penis around his scrawny neck and throttle him until he changed his ways or sang "Moon River".
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