Originally Posted by BigVE

These weekly threads remind me of the last time I decided to try to act like an athlete and play some "flag" football. The guys we played with tackled you THEN took the flag out. Over the course of two "seasons" I dislocated two of my fingers, pulled both calf muscles (one one year, the other the next) and pulled a hammy. After the second pulled calf muscle I just limped off of the field during the middle of the game and went straight to my car and went home.