[Gonzo]

Well,

I do believe said toothless populous are likely being sentimental about their lost loved ones. You see, many of our aging society lost their beloved teeth in the great plaque war of ninteen ought eleventy-three and their lives have not been the same since. It seems as though many of these poor souls are still having phantom pains, like you would if you lost a leg. The brain refuses to believe that such a big piece of them is missing and it forces said individuals to keep checking in disbelief their gaping toothless orafaces.


Either that or they are still tasting the rotted holes that assisted them in mastication. I dunno.