When I was a kid I had huge spaces between my front teeth - my divorced parents were both too wrapped up in **** YOU BITCH/ASSHOLE I'M NOT PAYING FOR BRACES to get the problem dealt with the right way, so as soon as I turned 18 I paid to have my teeth capped myself.
Then my hair fell out.
So in every photo of me before I'm 18, I'm smiling with my mouth closed because my teeth were so messed up, and in every photo after I turned 18, I have a big toothy smile on my face, but I'm wearing a hat.
I was happy for about a year, though.
