[Bootlegged]

Originally Posted by FAX

I like lobbing. Lobbing's good. What am I lobbing, though, Mr. Bootlegged?

I suppose I could lob a poisoned bone or something in there. But, to be honest, I'm not inclined to do that. Murdering dogs is sort of against what remains of my moral code. Unless it's some kind of rabid, deadly, attack dog that's trying to kill me or somebody else I like. Or one of those devil dogs like in The Omen. I'd probably be okay with murdering one of those. This, however, appears to be some kind of little dog - just a loud, shrill, obnoxious one with tons of stamina.

FAX

The Something About Mary technique has been proven effective in these situations.