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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut
Because Edward, the greatest/creepiest guy/vampire ever, wants to hold back until they get MARRIED~!! to have sex and then she's super-LUCKY because she gets instantly impregnated with his half-human half-demon offspring.
And also he's 110 years old and still hanging out with high school kids on a daily basis what the **** is this shit.
I don't care whether the message is abstinence or that torrid sex is great. The books are ****ing reeruned.
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Word, but be warned that girls aged 12-16 are going to rain down on you like a batallion of harpies straight out of the hellfires.