There was an early draft drawn up for a CP era machine that didnt make it off the draftsman's paper. Apparently you placed money in the hand of a bronze-like replica of Carl Peterson, who then thanked you as he placed the money in his pocket. Shortly after this he swiftly kicked you in your balls.
They deemed it too sexist because it did not account for female fans who were ****ed over as well, and the phrase, "**** Punt," did not go over well with Roger Goddell.
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Main Entry: bowe·ner
Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\
Function: noun
Date: circa 2007
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