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Dear Greatest Fans in the NFL:
Well, tis the season, and I'll only be around for a few more days. So let me take this opportunity on behalf of my good Friend Rufus, all the Chiefs employees, and of course me, the LTGMIPS, King Carl, to wish all you Chiefs fans a Merry Christmas.
Don't forget that all Chiefs merchandise will be on sale at deep discounts tomorrow, so load up. I still get a commish, you know....
I'll miss you as Rufus and I writhe around naked in a big hot tub full of $100 bills next Monday. That'll be quite exciting, I assure you.
Best of luck with the New Boss.
Now STFD and OPEN YOUR PRESENTS!!!
Love,
Your Pal,
Carl "Delano" Peterson
Soon to be Unemployed Former LTGMIPS
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