[Lzen]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

I had this conversation with my wife this morning:

Her: "This person at work said this to me, how dare she. Bitch bitch bitch, moan moan moan, nag nag nag, whine whine whine."

Me: "Uh huh. Really?" **trying to work through her bitching**

Her: "Bitch bitch bitch, moan moan moan, nag nag nag, whine whine whine."

Me: "Ok. Sorry to hear that." **still trying to work through her bitching**

Her: "Bitch bitch bitch, moan moan moan, nag nag nag, whine whine whine."

Me: "Uh huh. Ok." **work is getting harder now as bitching/whining becomes louder**

Her: "Bitch bitch bitch, moan moan moan, nag nag nag, whine whine whine."

Me: "Ok. Well, just send it over to her, let her take care of the customer. It's her problem, not yours."

Her: "I can't do that to the customer, she had already been transferred twice."

Me: "Ok, so take care of the customer and just forget it."

Her: "But she does this all the time."

Me: "Tell her to stop transferring her customers and to stop putting her work off onto you."

Her: "She'll just get pissed and then I'll have to deal with that for the next month."

Me: "Ok. So what do you want from me?"

Her: "I just wanted you to listen while I vented."

Me: "I've got other shit to do."

Her: "I guess it's too hard to just listen to me vent."

Me: "Well, that's all you women do.....vent about other people. I have shit to do."

Her: **storms out of my office**


**Note to women: If you don't want a man to fix your problem, go vent to another woman. That's what men do....fix things. It's in our nature. Women bitch, men fix.