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Originally Posted by kstater
Dude, you're in for 10 years of "remember when I told you not to cook eggs in the Microwave? Listen to me now." |
Only if he drops dead in 10 years. This is a lifer of an f-up because later it will be good for a laugh. Never gonna hear the end of this one. She may have their tombstones engraved
Hers: So, he wants to boil some eggs for supper(she didn't like that because, well, eggs do things to me). I chose the mircowave, a cereal bowl, 2/3 full of water and 4 eggs... (And so on and so forth)
His: But did I listen? Nooooooo.
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