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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Stay of execution.
The good news is, the fussing/teething young one, and the splashing drowned out the sound of the blast. I've scrubbed the egg guts off of everything, run ice and bleech through the disposal afterwards...
The bad news.....a few squirts of fabreeze airspray doesn't remove the stench of the death of the Dumpty family.
I knew I was screwed with 3yroldowanian came hopping into the kitchen as I put the finishing touches on and said "something stinks, clear upstairs".
She's giving a bottle to youngestowanian.....and I'll read to oldestchildowanian soon and wait for my beating.
Maybe I'll run and go to my brothers....
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Wait a minute -- you had kids?!?! Sweet Jesus H. Riverdancing Christ ...
Hmmm ... things I've learned the hard way:
5. Gravity.
4. Newton's second law.
3. Never say to a boss you hate: "What are you going to do, fire me?"
2. How to unfasten a bra (I was a freshman in college before I learned to do it with a snap. Kinda embarassing before that, so all you youngins need to practice.)
And the most important lesson I learned the hard way:
1. Unless you are honestly trying to have kids, wear a rubber. Always. Even if she says she's on the pill. She may not be, and child support is expensive.
Hope some of this helps ...
MM
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