Iowanian, this thread is funny chit.
Don't try doing back flips off a dock after a full day of fishing and drinking...
Don't try fishing after 3 hefty sized Bloody Marries and chasing it with shots of Hot Dam ! It does make for a great chum line however !
Every young boy learns quickly to never eva piss on an electric fence !
Never ever drink three bottles of Boones Farm on Homecoming night and then fill the last bottle of wine with Beer twice...
Never party hardy before a Hall n Oats concert !
Thank God I'm growing up slowly.
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Patrick Mahomes...The only QB to ever play in the NFL with at least 5,000 passing yards in a single season and 5,000 passing yards in a single college season.
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