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Originally Posted by eazyb81
Speaking of facials, does anyone else find it awkward to be banging a girl missionary, and then have to pull out, move her legs, crawl up towards her face and blow the load? It looks so much smoother in porn.
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That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.
I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.
Being somewhat intoxicated, and the situation being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:
"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!"