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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58
That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.
I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.
Being somewhat intoxicated, and being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:
"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!" |
Wow u said that? Did she crawl out of your window that night thinking "what a loser"