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Originally Posted by Taco John
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This post is actually pretty hilarious. It made me think of the following:
HOLMES: SO, MORIARTY! You say that Kyle Shanahan was seen at the Cherry Creek Oakley store this Wednesday. DESPITE the LUDICROUS nature of this claim, you cling to it! There is NO evidence supporting your thesis that you did indeed talk to one KYLE SHANAHAN and he told you of his father's job status. We have heard NO real news concerning Mike Shanahan's desire to coach the Chiefs. And yet you still maintain your ABSURD propaganda!
MORIARTY: You've got nothing on me, Holmes. Nothing. You amuse me.
HOLMES: Aha! But THAT is where you WRONG, my OLD FRIEND! Explain how you could have conferred with Kyle Shanahan - OR ANY HUMAN BEING FOR THAT MATTER - at the Oakley store located at Cherry Creek Mall...if there IS NO OAKLEY STORE AT CHERRY CREEK MALL! YOU...MORIARTY....ARE A FRAUD!!!
WATSON: Holmes, you old bean! By jove! You've done it again!
HOLMES: Elementary, my dear Watson.