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DUMBEST...SHIT...EVER.


USA Today announced on Wednesday that Chiefs WR Dwayne Bowe and CB Brandon Carr have been named to the All-Joe Team. Both Bowe and Carr are receiving the honor for the first time in their careers. The All-Joe Team takes its name from former Chiefs DT Joe Phillips who played 14 seasons for Kansas City, San Diego and Minnesota before retiring in ‘99. According to USA Today’s Larry Weisman, the All-Joe Team is represented by “hard-working, overlooked, underappreciated player(s) who do the dirty work simply because that’s (their) lot in life.”
Bowe (6-2, 221) started all 16 games for the Chiefs in 2008 and totaled a career-high 86 catches for a career-best 1,022 yards (11.9 avg.) with seven TDs. He joined WR Otis Taylor as the second player in franchise history to register a 1,000-yard season in just his second pro campaign. Those 86 catches were the fifth-highest single-season total in Chiefs history. Bowe also led all NFL receivers with 15 broken tackles according to STATS, LLC.
Bowe has totaled 156 receptions for 2,017 yards (12.9 avg.) and 12 TDs over his first two professional campaigns. No player in his inaugural two seasons with Kansas City has more catches or receiving yards. Bowe also leads all 2007 draftees in terms of catches as the next-closest 2007 draftee to Bowe in that category is Detroit WR Calvin Johnson (126). Johnson was the second overall pick, while Bowe was picked 27th overall in the 2007 NFL Draft.
A native of Miami, Florida, Bowe was Kansas City’s first-round selection (27th overall) in the 2007 NFL Draft. He concluded his collegiate career at LSU as one of the top receivers in school history, finishing his time in Baton Rouge with 154 receptions for 2,403 yards (15.6 avg.) and a school-record 26 TDs.
Carr (6-0, 207) was the first rookie cornerback to start all 16 games for the Chiefs since CB Kevin Ross in ‘84, opening 14 contests at left cornerback and two games as the club’s nickel cornerback. He finished his first professional season fifth on the squad with 77 tackles (71 solo), one tackle for loss, two INTs for 67 yards, six passes defensed and two fumble recoveries. Carr joined teammate CB Brandon Flowers, Washington S Chris Horton, Arizona CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and Tampa Bay CB Aqib Talib as the only five rookies with four or more takeaways. In perhaps his finest performance of the season, Carr intercepted Denver QB Jay Cutler, recovered a WR Eddie Royal fumble, amassed three tackles and added a pass defensed in what fueled a 33-19 victory vs. the Broncos (9/28).
The Flint, Michigan native joined the Chiefs as the club’s fifth-round selection (140th overall) in the 2008 NFL Draft. He was part of a Grand Valley State squad that compiled a 50-4 record and won a pair of NCAA Division II national championships during his tenure. Carr concluded his collegiate career with 50 career pass breakups (11 INTs/39 PDs), the sixth-highest tally in NCAA Division II history.




Bowe????????????




Carr over Flowers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?




I swear to God; I'm a fan of the dumbest ****ing franchise in the history of football.