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Originally Posted by Otter
I thought he provided a good antithesis to the kamikaze ant. 
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Well, it does indeed, Mr. Otter. I just think that these scientist guys are kind of creepy.
Scientist Wife: "So, how was your day, honey?"
Scientist: "Not good. I tried to kill a water bear and it didn't work. I tried freezing it, hitting it with radioactive gamma rays, and setting it on fire. The damned thing's still breathing."
Scientist Wife: "Oh honey ... I'm so sorry."
Scientist: "It's okay. Tomorrow, I'm going to hit one with a sledge hammer and see if that works."
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