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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski
OOOO... I'm good at these!
Your cat ate your cocaine and drank your everclear. You got pissed and ate your cat, which gave you gas, got you drunk and tweeked you out. You momentarily passed out and left the window open. A stray neighborhood cat that looks like your cat jumped in your window and is looking at you funny now.
So... now you are hungover, got gas from eating cat meat, are tweekin so you cant sleep and a stray ****ing cat is scratching up your sofa.
I win.
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holy shit that made my head hurt worse 
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