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Old 02-11-2009, 03:37 PM   #184
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Originally Posted by Mark M View Post
See, I could easily be offended by this. But I find it funny for three reasons:

1. The thought of keg actually being with a real live woman he didn't pay up front.
You have a point.
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2. The idea of him finding his dick amongst the rolls.
That's the benefit of having a 10-inch cock. I can barely see the head with a raging hardon. But I can see it! ****er.

(okay, okay, i'm kidding. sticking it in her twice doesn't really count as 10 inches, as much as i wish it did)
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3. The absurd notion that he could actually last 30 seconds.*

(*Info per Iowanian's mom.)
The 30 seconds wasn't for me. Since she's a midget, it's going to take her time to get up into the big people's chair. Thank god her mouth is normal sized even if the rest of her isn't.

And Iowanian's mom isn't my type. I don't **** angus.
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