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Originally Posted by Over-Head
Did it just tnmble around when you tried to flush?
True story:
Back in my trucking days I stoped at Hebron OH ( Truckers World) one time, went into the bathroom, chose one of the stals, and was "ABOUT" to do my deed, when low and behold a turd the size of a Tomato Juice can was floating there, I kicked the flush handel and the damn thing just tumbled, it was so damn big it wouldn't flush!!!!
Needless to say I waited for another stall.
But man, I'd love to see the size of the guy that "thing" came out of
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I love shit stories.
A friend of mine went out on a camping trip. It was really dark. He needed to take a dump real bad so he ran far from the camp, took his pants out and just started shitting in the grass when he suddenly saw the shadow of a person next to him. He absoutely freaked out that his shit got stuck in his rear. He really believed that it is some freaky creature, not a human not an animal, when suddenly that creatures said "Dude, I am like you, takin' a shit so chill and look the other way". My friend continued his release of the brown stuff then left the scene.
Another story of another friend of mine.
They went to meet some friends in a camp, but they got lost, so they opted to sleep in the car until light comes out. Then it would be much easier to locate the camp. He needed to take a nice fat shit so he left the car, went behind some bushes and got done with it.
In the morning, they discovered it was a few feet away from the camp. Those who witnessed it during day light said it was so massive they thought it was a cow's poo.