When I was hiking down the 4 Mile Trail from Glacier Point in Yosemite and about a mile and a half down I realized that I had to shit worse than I ever had before.
So I sorta found a spot that was not close to any trail so nobody would see me.
I was about 50 yards away from any trail and I proceeded to shit with a 2 girls 1 cup like consistency.
It smelled so bad. Immediately I heard people all around groaning and complaining about how bad it smelled, from that far away.
So I was too embarrassed to just walk out...so I had to wait it out next to the stinky ass shit for like 5 minutes until I thought the coast was clear. Well it wasn't and as I plopped back onto the trail, there were some people walking by covering their noses and giggling at me.
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