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Originally Posted by Frankie
Doesn't anti-freeze work anymore?
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Not on zombies, Mr. Frankie. Those guys drink that stuff for breakfast.
Our only hope is that his mobile device radiation will somehow interfere with the few remaining brainwaves he has left, he will slip into a coma-like slumber, be mistaken for a deceased hobo based on his clothes and the horrific stench emanating from his person, and be taken to the morgue where he's listed as a John Doe, cremated, and his ashes poured down a public toilet.
A guy can dream.
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