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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
When I was hiking down the 4 Mile Trail from Glacier Point in Yosemite and about a mile and a half down I realized that I had to shit worse than I ever had before.
So I sorta found a spot that was not close to any trail so nobody would see me.
I was about 50 yards away from any trail and I proceeded to shit with a 2 girls 1 cup like consistency.
It smelled so bad. Immediately I heard people all around groaning and complaining about how bad it smelled, from that far away.
So I was too embarrassed to just walk out...so I had to wait it out next to the stinky ass shit for like 5 minutes until I thought the coast was clear. Well it wasn't and as I plopped back onto the trail, there were some people walking by covering their noses and giggling at me.
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Another awesome shit story.
Some guys had their car stuck in the mud. They tried to take it out but nothing worked. So they slept in the car and decided to try and figure something out in the morning. One of them sneaked out and took a poo by one of the tires and buried it under the mud.
At morning, they sought help. The dude who came to help, just like any other person, tried to dig around the tires to try and push the car. His first word after digging the right rear tire "WTF is that".
He had shit all over his hands. Got in his car and left without a word.