I had one call me 2 nights ago to try and sell me repair coverage on my minivan that has 87,000 miles. They said I could have coverage for 10 more years and 100,000 miles.
I said man, this sounds great, How Much ?
They said $2000 something.
I said well, I cant pay that much and right now I don't have a job.
They said , Do you have a credit card. YES. Well you can pay $350 now and make monthly payments and by then surely yuo'll be employed.
I said GREAT, lets do it. But first of all what does it cover? They proceeded to read me a list pistons,piston rings, rocker arm, blah, blah. It took him three minutes. When he got done I told him I had the phone to the ear I can't hear from very good because I shoot firearms all day long , so I need to swich sides and please repeat.
After he did that I said OK, sounds good.
Could you please give me your credit card nmber. Yes. I pulled out my credit card and said its a MC . What is the number sir . So I read him the number backwards. Sir , that number is invalid. Would you read it back to me again. So I read it backwards again but changed one number. Oh, I see ,i had a number wrong. Let me run it.
Sir , that number is invalid. Would you read it again. So I read it again , Backwards and changed one number again.
He said sir , you keep changing the number. I said, I don't have my glasses on.
Sir, would you be able to get your glasses.
I don't know where their at. Lets just try again.
I'm guxzzling a 12 pack during this whole thing!
So I give him a ****ed up number 2 more times and he says , SIR, could you please find your glasses.
I said OK hang on cause I'm not sure where I left them. He siad Ok. I said hang on now I'll be right back.
So I grabbed two more beers and went out back and watered the grass and played with the dog for about 30 minutes. I figured he had long hung up.
Went back in and said HELLO. YES, did you find your glasses.
I sais yes the damn thing were in my kids treehouse and covered with bird shit. Thats what took me so long as I had to run them through the dishwasher.
so I gave him two more ****ed up credit card numbers and he finally gave up.
I had that dipshit on the phone for 1 hour 20 minutes!
