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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
I got a telemarketer on the phone yesterday and I thought this was funny. You ask them if you can have their number so you can call them back at their house and bother them.
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You need to learn to keep things topical:
Magazine or newspaper sales:
"Well, I went to work at the mine when I was eleven and never learned to read so good. Too late to start learnin' now."
Fraternal Order of Police:
Me: "The war on drugs is a war of oppression against the American people. I already paid my taxes, why would I want to support our oppressors even more?"
Wife: "I would like to know why the FOP twice issued statements against the passage of concealed carry in Kansas. Don't the police think that I, as a law abiding woman, have the right to defend myself and my family?"
Travel discount plans. Would you be interested in a free trip to Branson?:
"My wife doesn't get out much anymore.......No, we won't be wanting to travel at a later date. They really didn't give her that long."
PrePaid legal. Don't you think legal fees are too high?:
"No they are too low. But your low rent lawyers are fun to smack around in the courtroom."
Credit card offers:
"Usury is a sin and Jesus is going to cast all the money changers into the firey pits of hell when he returns just like he cast them out of the Temple. It's not too late to save yourself from eternal damnation. Lets pray together, right here on the phone, to save your soul from eternal torment."