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Originally Posted by ChiefPote
Wait until you have to go back for a follow up check. You'll have to  while the nurse waits outside the room for a sperm count test. She'll call you with the results a couple of days later and tell you to turn in your man card.  |
That's why you take yur signifcant other with you. Afterwords, just tell the nurse to ignore the saliva in the sample.