[LegitimusGrim]

Pam,

I'm not responsible for the parody board, but it is apparent that John has some serious obsessive-compulsive behavior issues. I really am concerned that about his mental health.

I think we should all say a little prayer for Andrea... she's getting ready to marry this little psycho and when she comes to her senses and realized the extent of John's mania, she may very well be in danger herself.

Grim