Haven't rad the thread, but just get some 3-sizes too small butt-hugger tighty-whities and wear them religiousl while elevating and icing the nutz for two day s adn you will be like a champ.
BTW...your first load is likely to be more business than pleasure. Kinda hurts. But for the rest of your life you are like a ****ing Rambo shooting blanks: Same bang. no Death. I mean, same amount of Pearls, no sand in the necklace....Or, whatever. Just have fun.
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