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Excellent question. Here are just a few of the things that I believe a great quarterback must have, Mr. MahiMike.
1. Lungs. The great quarterback must have lungs in order to take in the air used to bark out signals later.
2. Eyesight. The great quarterback must have eyesight. You will find very few great, blind quarterbacks.
3. Bald Arms. The great quarterback must have bald arms to minimize wind resistance when throwing the pass.
4. Razor. The great quarterback must have a razor in case his arms are not bald.
5. Big Feet. The great quarterback must have big feet so as not to topple over in the pocket.
6. Medium Sized Pecker. The great quarterback must have a medium sized pecker. No real reason, they just do.
7. Extra Underwear. The great quarterback must have extra underwear for emergency use after being knocked into next week by the great 330 pound defensive tackle.
8. Loves Dogs. The great quarterback loves dogs. But if he doesn't, the great quarterback must have really good friends who won't squeal to the cops.
9. Attached Ear Lobes. The great quarterback must have attached ear lobes so that, when donning the helmet, they don't flap over his ear canal preventing the great quarterback from hearing the signal calls.
10. Good Cell Service. The great quarterback must have good cell service in order to receive calls from his agent, mother, and Las Vegas bookie.
11. Fluid Hips. The great quarterback must have fluid hips to compensate for the great quarterback's medium-sized pecker.
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