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Was it in the soft S shape that Oprah strives for?
Hard and golf ball like?
Creamy stringy like coke shits?
Pinched into several pieces?
Large enough to break up with the toilet bowl cleaner before flushing?
An even middle tone of brown?
Bumpy?
Tapered?
Did it smell like what you ate?
Did it splash water onto your balls?
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Thats all I got.
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