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Originally Posted by Valiant
damn question marks killed the readability..
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It's really, really wordy... but can be summed up with:
When she breaks up to you, don't let her talk too much, because you'll be vulnerable and might just believe her bullshit. Look at her with confidence and say:
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Gee, that's too bad.[Look around a bit here] I really enjoyed sleeping with you. I mean, you know, your body's awesome. [full smile now] I'll be sad to see that [insert her most attractive body part here] go. I know I'll never forget you. I'll fantasize about you everyday, especially before I go to sleep at night.
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...and leave.