[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by Claythan

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

You forgot "when taking her and laying her down by the fire, grab the storm trooper helmet and make her put it on"