Pioli will rape them

So Scott, I understand your pro bowl guard wants a trade. We're interested in acquiring him.

Shut the **** up. I'm going to make you pay far out the ass. You can have him for your 1st rounder this year and next year. I won't accept anything less.

That's way too expensive!

**** you

Wait, how about Marcus Stroud and our 1st rounder this year?

Meh. I'll think about it. **** yourself and make me a roast beef sandwich