[Bowser]

Originally Posted by frazod

Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

You'd love it.

Good ****.