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*two silenced gunshots, followed by the crumpling of a body*
Well, now that we've taken care of that Conchiglie eating mother****er, I can actually get back to the draft board. Unfortunately, I can't unload Sloppy Seconds in this draft to Tampa or Denver, but rest assured, I'd love to do so.
The golden rule of the NFL draft is that you can't pass on a potential franchise QB if you don't have one. Kansas City doesn't have one. So, with that being said,
The Kansas City Chiefs select Mark Sanchez, QB, University of big titted coeds Southern California.
Sanchez can sit behind Sloppy for a year to get used to the speed of the game. And since we still own his rights through 2010 (barring the expiration of the CBA), we can unload the sumbitch to a team in desperate need of a quarterback.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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