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1st things 1st. They think you are a virgin, I gather you didn't tell them about your torrid affairs with members of the same sex. Reality, you do not qualify as a virgin.
2nd, since you have never been with a woman before, both of them have in mind for 1 thing..... to break you in. Once you have been with either of the 2, if you tell the other you just got laid, she would be 2nd place. That will destroy any means for a teacher to teach you the ropes.
Answer to your problem ........ a sheep farm, they all are baaaaaaaaaaaaa. You will fit right in as being baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
John Lennon
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