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Originally Posted by keg in kc
They all look like Heidi Klum in the dark.
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I've tried moaning in an Austrian accent. Sounds like a cat.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Play your cards right, luv, and you too could kneel towards mecca 5 times a day.
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haahahahahahah
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts
Katipan is the best option, but he's already said he's racist against asians. They're dim sum is slanted or some such.
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Thats a benefit. I bet its the round faces and no eyelids.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Mer would be counter-production. He'd end up ****ed all the way into a monastery high in the himalayas, curled into a tight fetal ball, sobbing uncontrollably.
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He'd be one disciplined sore happy man.
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Originally Posted by Mecca
You know I put my picture in a celeb look alike thing and it said I looked like Johnny Depp as captain Jack Sparrow.
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hmmm. "Welcome to the Caribbean" "Savvy, love?" Makes me wiggle in my seat every time I watch it.
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz
Women don't have a "type." That's how you see that ****ing supermodel married to Seal. Yeah, that's her type. Sure...
My guess is that he unfolds a 10 inch cock, and *that's* her type.
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She says she saw him walk across the room wearing nothing but bicycle shorts and fell in love... I'm sure she's found many reasons to stay with him. They look like a Will / Jada Smith kind of couple. But I bet it was the 10 lb summer sausage hiding in his shorts that got her.