03-12-2009, 12:40 AM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $6491662
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Originally Posted by Claythan
I'm a pussy, though. This girl was just telling me she has big boobs and I was thinking about saying goodbye, nice talking and it was good to learn you have nice boobs, but I pussed out.
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You couldn't tell a convincing lie to a librarian...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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