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Originally Posted by Stewie
WHAAAAAAT!!!! MIZZOU lost to KU by a large margin?!!! DON'T BRING FACTS INTO THIS ARGUMENT!!!!!
Beating Baylor in a meaningless game will make MU National Champs, RIGHT?!!! Woohoo! A TROPHY!
"We won a trophy?????"
"Well, sort of. You beat Baylor."
"Does it have a plastic basketball player on top?"
"Yep! Bestest EVER!!!!"
"Take that KU! See, we got one, too!!!"
"Got one what?"
"A trophy!"
"For doing what?"
"Beating BAYLOR!!!"
"OK, whatever you say."
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You are such a jilted bitch.
I don't even know why, but it's like you take a bitter **** injection every day.
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