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One of my favorite roast lines, was someone saying about Chevy Chase, "He's proof that you can literally snort the funniness right out of yourself.", and of course Ross's classic line,
"I wouldn't **** Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur's dick"
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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