Since this thread has drifted from a Whitlock sucks to a Kansas/Missouri sucks thread, I'd like to share a story with you about my last excursion to the "show me" state.
Somewhere east of Fort Scott on 54 I became acutely aware I was approaching the dreaded "Mizzery". Within minutes of the border all three kids shit their pants, the wife wanted to ****, and I felt like stealing something. Almost like a scene from the Twighlight Zone.
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