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AP: Cutler Fails Physical, Trade Falls Through
Florham Park, N.J.- Disgruntled Denver
Broncos quaterback
Jay Cutler failed a physical this morning, sinking a possible trade to the New York
Jets in what was being called a "blockbuster" deal involving four players and a day-one draft pick.
The physical revealed trauma and several severe strains to the 4th year player's
labia majora . While no sugery is necessary, the injury will keep the unhappy signal caller out of most of the team's OTAs and mini-camps. Newly minted head coach Josh McDaniels gave no comment and seemed to be rather aggravated to learn his franchise QB has been playing with the condition for two full seasons now.
If you are still reading this and haven't figured it out that I'm just kidding because I love/hate the kid and enjoy seeing him sleep in the proverbial bed he made, sorry (and if you didn't figure it out by the time "labia majora" made an appearance, I'm even sorrier). I honestly believe as far as talent goes, there aren't many QBs ahead of him (I don't care who you root for, you have to love the cannon he's packing). The fact that he is the leader of a team I hate is the only reason I joke and I joke, and I kid and I kid.
I had the pleasure of having season tickets in San Diego (on the 38 yard line 14 rows behind the
Chargers bench) and watched
Philip Rivers and Jay Cutler go back and forth the entire game (in '07). When I watched the replay I was amazed that the only chatter shown on the telecast was from Phil. Oh well.