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I totally forgot this was today:

WWE supplemental draft coverage: DUOS RAVAGED AND REPAIRED

By Bryan Alvarez

Mr. Kennedy has been drafted from Smackdown (yes, he was on Smackdown) to Raw.

Shad Gaspard from Raw to Smackdown, so Cryme Tyme is broken up.

Alicia Fox from ECW to Smackdown, so Fox and DJ Gabriel are broken up.

Primo Colon from Smackdown to Raw. They're speculating about what happens now that the Unified Tag Team Champions are broken up.

Mike Knox to Smackdown from Raw.

Ezekiel Jackson from Smackdown to ECW, breaking up his team with Brian Kendrick.

Nikki Bella to Raw, so Vince is on a tandem rampage today. And yes, they did an online-only angle to put them back together just last week, and now they're split up again.

Candace Michelle, who is still employed, from Raw to Smackdown.

Zach Ryder (Edge Geek) from Smackdown to ECW. Are there any other teams left on the entire roster aside from Priceless? Update: Jesse and Festus are still together as well. Who wants to bet one of them is next?

Chavo Guerrero from Smackdown to Raw. I guess he couldn't push Vickie's wheelchair anymore unless he was officially drafted.

Ricky Ortiz from ECW to Smackdown. So the love affair with Tiffany that they totally forgot about is also officially broken up.

And the HUGE 12TH AND FINAL DRAFT PICK IS...

... Layla to Smackdown from Raw, so her and Regal are broken up.

BUT WAIT! THERE IS APPARENTLY MORE!

Hornswaggle from ECW to Raw, destroying a family.

Keep in mind that the storyline here is that the GM are CHOOSING these wrestlers. So yes, Vickie Guerrero figured that Hornswaggle was significantly more valuable to Raw than, say, THE UNDERTAKER.

YAY DRAFT.

DH Smith from Florida Championship Wrestling to ECW. With Tyson Kidd already there, we could conceivably see the CREATION of a tag team. How novel.

John Morrison to Smackdown from ECW. This is a win.

And the Unified Tag Team Champions are spared after all -- Carlito from Smackdown to Raw to defend against, well, the one tag team left on Raw.

We've still got like ten picks left. Maybe they'll drag out Kid Rock to play another concert here in a bit.

Natalya from ECW to ECW.

Jesse and Festus DOWN~! Festus to Raw from Smackdown.

Five picks remain.

JTG from Raw to Smackdown. Cryme Tyme fan rejoice.

A great moment from COREY CLAYTON, the WWEuniverse.com guy who is hosting the supplemental draft: "Cryme Tyme vs. Colons. Should be a good match. Oops, Colons on Raw ... but they should still get a chance if Primo and Carlito visit SD once in a while as Unified Champs."

YAY DRAFT~!

Dolph Ziggler from Raw to Smackdown.

They just announced there are four more picks to go. My math sucks but I could have sworn five minus two equals three. Sounds like they're making this up as they go along here.

The Brian Kendrick from Smackdown to Raw.

Charlie Haas from Raw to Smackdown.

Hurricane Helms from Smackdown (last I checked) to ECW.

And the real FINAL DRAFT PICK IS...

Brie Bella to Raw, meaning the twins in a single month been together, broken up, put back together, broken up and put back together again. That may be a record trumping Edge and Vickie and Kurt and Karen.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled WWE programming where none of this matters much.