Favre: Hello
Madden: Hey Brett, it's me!!
Favre: John, is that you??
Madden: YES!! I just wanted to call and tell you that I am retiring and that I love you!
Favre: John, you know what I have to do now, right? You know the rules.
Madden: But true love has no boundries.
Favre: It does when it says to never call me and to stay a 1/2 mile away from me and my family at all times.
Madden: Ok, ok, call the cops, but remember this. I think you could play in your Wranglers on Sundays. That is how good you really are....champ!
[Phone hangs up]
Madden: Brett.....Brett? I LOVE YOU!!!!
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